Vampire Diary — Episode 3

Professor Smith, what on earth gives you the right to fail me? Perhaps the fact that your final paper boldly claimed the Mona Lisa was painted by Claude That's what the A.I. told me. Then you clearly skimmed your own plagiarism.

Because in paragraph two, you claimed Monet's Water Lilies was painted by Mona Lisa herself. That might have been a different AI. Come on, Professor. Couldn't you cut me some slack? I can submit an entirely new draft by tonight.

It is blatantly obvious that you did not put an ounce of effort into my class. I am an A-list actress. An F on my tantric will cause catastrophic damage to my public image. Never heard of you? Don't care. Not my problem. Forgive me for prying. I don't really watch television. Which show are you famous from?

Maddie Makes Magic, the biggest Disney sitcom a decade ago. Good Lord. You were America's Little Sweetheart? If you have no further academic Miss Sterling, excuse us. Fine! Leave, you arrogant, fossilized freak.