Vampire Diary — sucker1

If you're part of Gen Z in America, there's a 90% chance you already know my face. Magic, boom! I went straight from America's sweetheart

to Hollywood's undisputed box office queen. Cut, print that! Outstanding work, Miranda! There is only one minor inconvenience in my life,

which is I practically didn't go to school enough. Miranda, with production officially wrapped, how's the global press tour Oh, you know the drill. First stop is Sydney, the capital of Australia. Then Toronto, the capital of Canada.

And naturally, our grand finale will be in America's capital, New York City. Hey Jen! Miranda Sterling, if another word of utter nonsense comes out of your mouth in public, our contract is dead! Dead on the spot!

Mmm, that's actually really good.