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Steal Me Instead — The One On One Game

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What am I, his retriever now? That's it. I'm done. yes three-pointer nothing but net well look at that the nerd can actually ball one-on-one you game you're on

Just don't cry when you lose. Throwing yourself into my arms already. What is this? Did Micah actually weasel his way to Lucian?

He's gonna use him to come after us. I just know it. Relax, babe. A guy like Lucian would never seriously want trash.

He's just playing with the nerd like a lapdog. Once he gets bored, he'll toss him to the curb where he belongs. You're right. Micah's just a lapdog. I've got a sudden stomach ache. Restroom, now!

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