Love, Offline — The Dead Phone Dilemma
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Watch this episodewasn't exactly dating material but my online boyfriend was blowing up my phone calling me babe and begging me for kisses like crazy Nolan settled me into a guest room at the team facility I'm right next door come get me if you need anything finally alone I checked my phone Vespers
messages were already piling up where did you go it's been two hours i'm going crazy babe you're killing me babe give me a kiss who's been keeping you busy i'm jealous can i come get you not now i'm really not in the mood what's wrong babe talk to me i hesitated then told him the truth fought with my parents and just joined a team the captain's a huge arrogant
got you this mad definitely an and i met on an online football forum We started with sports, then talked about everything. Before I knew it, we were dating, but we'd never actually met. A new message popped up.
I really want to see you. I walked over to the mirror. Awkward, chubby, curves no outfit could hide. What if I'm not what you imagined?
What if I'm awkward, ugly? Babe, I don't care what you look like. I fell for who you are a long time ago. Would he really not care what I looked like?
He thought I was just too shy to meet. But the girl who called him puppy every night actually couldn't even pull off a pretty dress. If he saw the real me, would he still love me? I changed the subject.
Didn't you say you had an eight pack? The second I hit send, my phone died.
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