Mrs. & Mr. Smith — Episode 7

Why do you have a suitcase with you? Traveling? Oh, well, funny thing. I got kicked out of my house by my sister-in-law. If I don't leave, she is going to murder my brother's unborn baby. How could they do this to you?

Take me there and I'll reason with them right now. No, it's fine. It's between my brother and his wife. Well, it's complicated. She's a piece of shit, am I right?

Then, have you ever considered... getting married? With you? Nope, I'm not going to date a high schooler.

Crap, that's not what I meant. I was asking for someone else. You better be. But I've seen too many broken marriages. I'm better off single. But it sounds so lonely.

Even a superhero like you can't live on your own forever. Just because your brother failed doesn't mean you will. Why don't you try to live differently? You're right, but maybe I'll try on a different day.

Thank you for saying this, young lady. Time for bed. Go home. I'm serious! I know a beautiful and kind lady who is waiting for a hero to save her. How about I hook you two