甄嬛白日做梦 — The Fake Eunuch's Threat

My K Two and a half days. I told you to find dirt on the Murong family. What did you find?

Your Highness, Lady Shu is suspicious. I go to the flower shop daily, but I can only get near her, not touch a thing.

Your Highness, give me more time. Enough. All you do is massage Lady Shu's shoulders.

You found nothing. What use are you to me? Guards! Take him to the quiet room

and castrate him again. Then... You! How can you fight?

Your Highness, I know many things. What are you doing? Stay back.

Think you can scream faster, or I can strike faster? If you don't want a quicker death, shut your mouth.

What do you want? Dare to touch me, the Emperor will have you slain. And?

Besides, I'm an Imperial Noble Consort. You're a eunuch. How dare you! Right.

I'm a fake eunuch. You found that out. Your Highness, Flying stick,

here. Little Yi, dare you? Don't move.

The bell sounds crisp. Oink.