甄嬛白日做梦 — The Fake Eunuch's Secret

Why are you just standing there? Press it. Little Yi. Where'd you learn this skill?

Your Highness, the teacher next door taught me. What's a teacher? It means an instructor.

Little Yi. I checked your file today. Did she find I'm a time traveler? No.

What did you find, Your Highness? In the eunuch registry, the cut is clean. but the medical exam record is empty.

Why do you think that is? Your Highness, maybe the doctor forgot to write it down. Forgot?

Do you take me for a fool? You're a fake eunuch. Your Highness— Your servant—

Real or fake, from today on, you belong to me. Also,

I need you to infiltrate Shuanghua Palace. To get dirt on the Murong family. Your Highness, I'm just a lowly eunuch.

How can I get into Shuanghua Palace? You cured my back. I'll recommend you to Consort Shu. She has an old shoulder injury,

none of the imperial doctors could fix it. Go massage her shoulder, she'll naturally keep you. As expected,

women in ancient times are no pushovers. Don't forget, your secret is in my hands.

No need to say more. I understand. This touch, even in modern times, would be tops.

So you're the eunuch Consort Li recommended? Yes A small skill of mine.

My sword wound The imperial doctors treated it for 2.5 years without success. Can you handle it?

Since the pain's truly gone, Xiao Yizi, starting tomorrow, come to Shuanghua Hall at dusk daily.