A curvy mermaid crashes into the Siren Abyss and clashes with a brooding siren guard forced to share his room. As their worlds collide, ancient secrets and a forbidden bond threaten everything. Will they choose each other or their realms?
Is that a tail? Thought it was a floatie. That's a mermaid? Aren't they supposed to be drop-dead gorgeous and skinny? What is this chunk? Must be some freak that leaked out of nowhere.
Fuck you! Alright, which one of you assholes knows the way back to the tempered seats? Me. Welcome to the Siren Abyss. You look pretty lost, little fish.
Where's the portal? Closed. Then open it! No.
I wasn't asking! The Mermaid Gate only opens once every 60 days. Say what? And right now, it's locked tight.
Come on, just open one more tiny door? Can't do it. What kind of crappy school doesn't have an emergency exit? The Siren Academy of the Abyss.
Right. Stupid question. What's the commotion? Why did training stop? What on earth is that creature? Fuck you too.
Roland, perfect timing. That sentence never ends well. Mia needs a place to stay until the next gate opens, and we don't have mermaid Hard pass. Excuse me?
Whatever you're about to say, absolutely not. Your suite has two beds. One of them is a couch. Excellent.
As if I'd sleep on a creepy siren couch. You're not stepping foot in my room either. Problem solved. You can continue this fight in your room. You cannot be serious.
Just so you know, I snore like a chainsaw. Don't even breathe near my bed.