FULL — Kyle's Beast Egg Insult transcript

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Kyle, a poor orphan, buys a cracked black egg and bonds with a mysterious lizard that eats money and breathes smoke. He must pass the Order of Knights' exam to make Hiccup an official beast and avenge his parents, but rival Lucius and his fire-breathing griffin stand in his way. Can Kyle and Hiccup prove that even a broken egg can hatch a legend?

FULL — Kyle's Beast Egg Insult transcript

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This is Elworth. Your bonded beast decides your fate. Nobles bond with griffins and unicorns. Poor folk get goats, mutts, and grey rats. One, two, three, seven silver coins and ten copper coins. Hope it's enough. hey kid are you buying anything if not quit staring how much for that one it's cracked

gray it can't breathe fire or fly but it can find tunnels and mineral veins 20 silver coins not one less it's cracked kid forget it if you can't afford it don't buy it making money isn't easy when you're this young here's your letter sir no I've been saving money for so long kid why not try the order of Knights they're recruiting and they feed

and house you the order of Knights what they don't care about your pact Easter or family background people like me never get a fair shot by the gods he bonded with a griffin before he even joined the order of Knights Lucius the The youngest son of Last Hawk!

Louius Hawk! Dad! Mom! Look at him. A dog begging for scraps. You're lucky. This is House Hawk's charity.

Three years ago, that rhino beast killed my parents. The Hawks only paid three Silver Saiyans. Three. For two lives. Well, look who it is. Kyle, you were there when your parents got run over, right? Didn't you piss yourself?

Oh, Lord Lucius. Here for a beast egg? Welcome! What? You want to buy a beast egg too? What? Can't I? Of course! There's no law saying poor people how much meat a good beast eats,

but my griffon goes through seven pounds of lamb in a single meal. So tell me, can you afford to keep one fed? Ha it must suck being one of your family's beasts. What did you say only seven pounds a That's pathetic at the hawk estate even griffins eat like house cats

Who the hell is laughing Kyle say that again? I dare you I said when I get a It'll eat a whole lion every meal Can't sit beasts on people in the city Lord Lucius. Do you want the city guard after us Tell your Griffin this next time I'll serve it a lion's head on a platter

Make way! Make way! Poor kid running for his life. Kyle, you're broke as hell, but hey, you're alive. Is this a beast egg or a rock?

Episodes

  1. Kyle's Beast Egg Insult
  2. The Busted Black Egg Hatches
  3. Hiccup Eats the Coins
  4. Three Coins for Two Lives
  5. Kyle's Last Chance to Register
  6. Kyle's Pact Beast Test
  7. Kyle's Black Flash Exam
  8. Kyle's Gem Hunt Pact
  9. Kyle's Poisonous Smoke Ambush
  10. Lucius's Griffin Challenge
  11. Hiccup vs. Cedric's Turtle
  12. Kyle's Three Silver Coins
  13. Hiccup's Eagle Ambush
  14. Kyle's Lizard Outsmarts Eagle
  15. Kyle's Griffon Duel
  16. Hiccup's Smoke Screen
  17. Three Silver Coins for Two Lives
  18. Iron Shards to the Nose
  19. Lucius Demands Hiccup Sealed
  20. Lucius Demands Hickam's Test
  21. The Holy Bell Test
  22. Hiccup's Paw and the Holy Sword
  23. Hiccup and the Burning Holy Water
  24. Kyle's Three Temple Tests
  25. Hiccup's Match Tomorrow
  26. Lucius Investigates Kyle
  27. Kyle's Hiccup Challenge
  28. Hiccup Bites the Sphinx
  29. Hiccup Guards the Magic Stone
  30. Sleeping Incense at the Wall
  31. Kyle's Warning at the Estate
  32. Kyle's Rush to Hawk Estate
  33. Hiccup and the Hawk Estate
  34. Hiccup and the Taming Collar
  35. Hiccup, Run!
  36. Kyle Faces the King
  37. Kyle's Dragon Rider Verdict
  38. Hiccup Flies Over Hawk Estate