The Monster Show — The Oversized Ragdoll Cat transcript

The Monster Show

A scrappy handler discovers that the wild, unruly beasts everyone else writes off can be shaped into headline acts. As the creatures rise from chaos to stage-ready spectacle, the handler must balance fierce ambition with the bonds that make the transformation possible.

The Monster Show — The Oversized Ragdoll Cat transcript

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Insect repellent, a hose, and a blower? I'll get you the supplies, but Emma, what are you planning to do? I'm going into the enclosure. I'm going to wash him, clean the wounds, and medicate them

so this so-called expert can see just how wrong he is. You're really going in? No sedation? No separation? You want to walk straight into a predator enclosure?

I don't want to put him through the stress of sedation when it isn't necessary. Are you treating him or trying to get yourself killed? If something happens in there, nobody can save you. Max, I'm going to bathe you and put medicine on those wounds.

Behave yourself, got it? Got it. Come on in. I promise I won't touch you. That girl is going into the tiger enclosure by herself with a hose? Is she seriously going to give him a bath?

I give her three minutes. No, 30 seconds before he pounces. Get the tranquilizer gun ready. The second that Siberian tiger makes an aggressive move, get her out. Hold still. Let me check the water temperature first.

Perfect. Hit my back, too. I can feel those bugs washing off. Ah, that's the stuff. You really get me.

A little lower? Yeah, it itches there, too. Oh my god! Why is that tiger taking a bath like somebody's house cat?

Episodes

  1. The Talking Siberian Tiger
  2. Emma and the House Cat
  3. The Tiger Bath Plan
  4. The Oversized Ragdoll Cat
  5. The Contract for Max
  6. The Fresh Chicken Feast
  7. Lily Parker's Zoo Visit
  8. The Dirty Food Incident
  9. The Legend of the Tiger Smack
  10. Episode 10
  11. Episode 11
  12. Episode 12
  13. Episode 13
  14. Episode 14
  15. Episode 15
  16. Dr. Grant's Diagnosis
  17. The Kangaroo's Isolation
  18. Emma's Expensive Gamble
  19. The Cost of Responsibility
  20. The Kangaroo's Outburst
  21. The Kangaroo's Bruce Lee Obsession
  22. The Hundred Thousand Dollar Bet
  23. The Cloth Strip Plan
  24. The Kangaroo's Submission
  25. The Three Day Deadline
  26. The Truck Ride Home
  27. The Golden Kangaroo's Rewards
  28. The Kung Fu Kangaroo
  29. The Viral Zoo Video
  30. The Vet's Broken Theory
  31. Jason's Black Market Plan
  32. The Elephant Exchange Offer
  33. The Dangerous Elephant Warning
  34. The Elephant's Warning Signs
  35. The Trip to See Jason
  36. Episode 36
  37. Episode 37
  38. Episode 38
  39. Episode 39
  40. Episode 40
  41. The Yoga Routine Origin
  42. The Metal Tool Trauma
  43. The Aggression Trigger Error
  44. The Padded Mat Test
  45. The Elephant's Warm Up
  46. The Elephant's Three Demands
  47. The Elephant's Transport Plan
  48. The Yoga Area Upgrade
  49. The King of Land Fighting
  50. The Kung Fu Kangaroo's Move
  51. Episode 51
  52. Episode 52
  53. Episode 53
  54. Episode 54
  55. Episode 55