Oops, I Catfished the Mafia! — Episode 5 transcript

Oops, I Catfished the Mafia!

A woman builds a relationship under a false name, only to discover the man she has been deceiving is a powerful mafia king. As their feelings deepen, the lie at the heart of their romance threatens to unravel everything.

Oops, I Catfished the Mafia! — Episode 5 transcript

English

Thank you, Mrs. Valati. Oh, please call me Lucia. You're too thin, sweetheart. Have some more. Mom, she's not thin, and she's beautiful just the way she is. And you? You wouldn't even go on a second dinner with the girl I set you up with.

I've seen her twice. I still can't remember her face. You're 28. Sometimes I honestly wonder if you even like women. Relax, he does. He's just unbelievably unlucky in love. Harper, you look guilty. Did you do something you shouldn't have?

have? I got lost last night and wandered into your study. Is that what I wasn't supposed to Is that all? Dominic, she's our guest. Don't interrogate her. I mentioned Harper's name once yesterday, and you're already saying it like you've known her forever. Because there's something familiar about you, Miss Quinn.

in i've got one of those faces i'm not talking about your face slipped

Episodes

  1. The Stella Deception
  2. The Ghosted Mafia Boss
  3. Harper Meets The Stranger
  4. Lost in the East Wing
  5. Episode 5
  6. Gianna's Feverish Escape
  7. The Volante Holdings Arrival
  8. The Boss's Confidential Documents
  9. The Surf Club Call
  10. The Boss's Interrogation
  11. The Cost of Gianna's Medicine
  12. The Velati Family Message
  13. Cole's Birthday Invitation
  14. Cole's Birthday Party
  15. Episode 15
  16. Harper's Three Page Letter
  17. The Valente Boss Arrives
  18. The Birthday Boy's Departure
  19. The Ex-Girlfriend Mention
  20. Dominic's Growing Suspicion
  21. The Designer Gown Insult
  22. Mr. Volante's Custom Gown
  23. Dominic's Gala Invitation
  24. Harper's Humble Background
  25. Dominic Defends His Date
  26. The Choking Incident
  27. The Vellante Gala Performance
  28. Harper's Piano Performance
  29. Dominic's Honored Guest
  30. The Piano Arrangement
  31. Stella's Fear of Being a Burden
  32. The Beach Club Confrontation
  33. The Beach Estate Stay
  34. Harper's Night Before Training
  35. A Grocery Run With Cole
  36. The Salt Slip Up
  37. Harper's Safety Test
  38. The Rip Current Trap
  39. Dominic's Risky Rescue
  40. The Push Into the Water
  41. The Rescue in the Water
  42. The Surf Club Footage
  43. The Water Incident Replayed
  44. Harp's Live Stream Attack
  45. The New Car Ambush
  46. The Octopus Gift
  47. The Brother's Necklace
  48. Harper and Cole's Distance
  49. The Spring Formal Ban
  50. Harper's Solo Dance
  51. The Uninvited Dance Partner
  52. The Mask Removal
  53. The Masked Stranger's Return
  54. Dinner By The River
  55. Sharing Dessert With Cole
  56. The Piano Girl's Voice
  57. The Verified Event Footage
  58. The Harbor Fireworks Plan
  59. Episode 59
  60. Harper and Dominic's Fresh Start