The Thousandth Man (BL) — The Straight Guys List transcript

The Thousandth Man (BL)

A straight man finds himself trapped in a dungeon where a thousand-men curse forces him into romantic encounters he never wanted. As he navigates the bizarre trials of the dungeon, he must figure out how to break the curse while his own feelings and identity are put to the test.

The Thousandth Man (BL) — The Straight Guys List transcript

English

Julian, a little help here? Tell them! I'm straight! I'm straight! Bro, there's something I never told you. You're ranked number one on the straight guys all the tops want to smash list. list. You're totally out of your mind. How am I ever supposed to face anyone again? You said that

you sprained your ankle because of me. I'm just taking responsibility. I don't want responsibility. Just put me down. Clinic's on the second floor. I already called ahead. Stop fighting me for 30 seconds. I can go by myself. what you falling into my arms on purpose damn curse do I really want to give up my

thousand guys one a day that's 2.7 years I will be back to normal in less than three years yeah Yeah, but the thought of actually hooking up with Leo? Which leaves option B. Throw in the towel.

Swear off girls for the rest of my natural life. I've made up my mind. I'm going to sell a bit. What nonsense are you rambling about now?

Jesus, do you ever make a sound? What are you even doing here?

Episodes

  1. The Mayfair Witch Curse
  2. Leo's Handsome Face
  3. The Tattooed Count
  4. A Trip To Blackwood Forest
  5. Stella's Forest Confrontation
  6. No Cab In The Wilderness
  7. Leo's Campus Rivalry
  8. The Straight Guys List
  9. The Teddy Bear In Your Pocket
  10. Leo's Menacing Nightmare
  11. The Professor At The Church
  12. Jasper's Scandalous Sight
  13. Felix's Classroom Photo
  14. Leo's Bold Defense
  15. Jasper's Church Souvenir
  16. The Faculty Meeting Distraction
  17. Leo's Tutoring Invitation
  18. The Lightning Strike Memory
  19. The Thousandth Man Curse
  20. The Professional Player's Defeat
  21. Leo's Drunken Offer
  22. The Boutique Hotel Morning
  23. Felix's Mother's Visit
  24. Serena's Heavy Box
  25. The Oak Tree Confrontation
  26. The Eight Times Record
  27. The Collarbone Number
  28. The Human Dindo
  29. The Office Scandal
  30. Serena's Pie Delivery
  31. The Broken Back Window
  32. The Butcher Knife Fall
  33. The Hospital Bed Question
  34. The Whispering Sunny
  35. Leo's Dinner Invitation
  36. The Cloud Photo Threat
  37. The Hawthorne Kitchen Promise
  38. The Responsible Guest