The Thousandth Man (BL) — Leo's Handsome Face transcript
The Thousandth Man (BL)
A straight man finds himself trapped in a dungeon where a thousand-men curse forces him into romantic encounters he never wanted. As he navigates the bizarre trials of the dungeon, he must figure out how to break the curse while his own feelings and identity are put to the test.
English
No, no, no. This can't be happening. There must be a way out. Mrs. Vance, is Felix at home? Hey, Leo. Felix upstairs. Go right on up. Buddy, don't do this to me. Rise and shine, please.
What are you doing? Knock on the door! Can you fucking knock on the door? I heard you caught some lightning. My mom wanted me to make sure you weren't crispy. I didn't know you were so cute before.
This, has he always been so handsome? Hold on, I'm getting turned on, but not in the front. Why is my butt wet? Leo he's the person I've hated my whole life he always made me look like an idiot for 20 years just seeing his face makes me want to throw up but now
Episodes
- The Mayfair Witch Curse
- Leo's Handsome Face
- The Tattooed Count
- A Trip To Blackwood Forest
- Stella's Forest Confrontation
- No Cab In The Wilderness
- Leo's Campus Rivalry
- The Straight Guys List
- The Teddy Bear In Your Pocket
- Leo's Menacing Nightmare
- The Professor At The Church
- Jasper's Scandalous Sight
- Felix's Classroom Photo
- Leo's Bold Defense
- Jasper's Church Souvenir
- The Faculty Meeting Distraction
- Leo's Tutoring Invitation
- The Lightning Strike Memory
- The Thousandth Man Curse
- The Professional Player's Defeat
- Leo's Drunken Offer
- The Boutique Hotel Morning
- Felix's Mother's Visit
- Serena's Heavy Box
- The Oak Tree Confrontation
- The Eight Times Record
- The Collarbone Number
- The Human Dindo
- The Office Scandal
- Serena's Pie Delivery
- The Broken Back Window
- The Butcher Knife Fall
- The Hospital Bed Question
- The Whispering Sunny
- Leo's Dinner Invitation
- The Cloud Photo Threat
- The Hawthorne Kitchen Promise
- The Responsible Guest