The Thousandth Man (BL) — The Mayfair Witch Curse transcript

The Thousandth Man (BL)

A straight man finds himself trapped in a dungeon where a thousand-men curse forces him into romantic encounters he never wanted. As he navigates the bizarre trials of the dungeon, he must figure out how to break the curse while his own feelings and identity are put to the test.

English

Felix what day is it today it's the anniversary of me hooking up with my 1000th girl hey can you blame me I'm hot ripped and amazing in bed Felix, you're done. You have to pay the price for today's behavior.

What did you do? Where have they all gone? I curse you in the name of the Mayfair Witch Clan. From this moment on, you're completely impotent and only attracted to men. The curse won't lift until you've slept with 1,000 guys.

Fortunately, it was just a dream which scared me to death. AHHHHH! WHERE DID MY MANHEAD GO?! WHERE'S MY BIG STICK?! HOW DID IT TURN INTO A TOOTHPICK?!

Episodes

1. The Mayfair Witch Curse
2. Leo's Handsome Face
3. The Tattooed Count
4. A Trip To Blackwood Forest
5. Stella's Forest Confrontation
6. No Cab In The Wilderness
7. Leo's Campus Rivalry
8. The Straight Guys List
9. The Teddy Bear In Your Pocket
10. Leo's Menacing Nightmare
11. The Professor At The Church
12. Jasper's Scandalous Sight
13. Felix's Classroom Photo
14. Leo's Bold Defense
15. Jasper's Church Souvenir
16. The Faculty Meeting Distraction
17. Leo's Tutoring Invitation
18. The Lightning Strike Memory
19. The Thousandth Man Curse
20. The Professional Player's Defeat
21. Leo's Drunken Offer
22. The Boutique Hotel Morning
23. Felix's Mother's Visit
24. Serena's Heavy Box
25. The Oak Tree Confrontation
26. The Eight Times Record
27. The Collarbone Number
28. The Human Dindo
29. The Office Scandal
30. Serena's Pie Delivery
31. The Broken Back Window
32. The Butcher Knife Fall
33. The Hospital Bed Question
34. The Whispering Sunny
35. Leo's Dinner Invitation
36. The Cloud Photo Threat
37. The Hawthorne Kitchen Promise
38. The Responsible Guest