How to Train a Monster — The Hundred Thousand Dollar Budget transcript

How to Train a Monster

A handler discovers a talent for turning unruly, monstrous creatures into polished performers, aiming to launch them onto the world stage. As the beasts' wild instincts clash with the demands of fame, the challenge becomes keeping the act together long enough to make it big.

How to Train a Monster — The Hundred Thousand Dollar Budget transcript

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I'm rich. We sold more tickets today than we did all last month. If I can keep this up, I might actually save the zoo. A couple more strokes on the left.

I've been on my feet all day. I'm exhausted. That's why Siberian tiger is so well behaved. He looks just like my ragball cat at home.

Max, give everyone a proper roar. A tiger is still a cat Max really is my lucky cat But one Siberian tiger can't carry an entire zoo

While we're still getting attention I need to bring in a few more animals fast Emma, what's up? Uncle John, have you gotten any new animals lately

That aren't too expensive? I need something big to help draw people to the zoo So you're really getting the zoo back on its feet? All right. First, tell me your budget.

Only $100,000. $100,000 won't get you much in the way of a large, wild animal. The permits and transportation alone can cost a fortune. Uncle John, please, help me figure something out.

I just spent $50,000 on a Siberian tiger. If I pay much more this time, I'll be bankrupt by next month. $50,000 for a Siberian tiger? Tiger, don't tell me you bought Mike's crazy one.

Episodes

  1. The Talking Siberian Tiger
  2. Emma and the House Cat
  3. The Tiger Enclosure Bath
  4. The Ragdoll Cat Tiger
  5. The Contract for Max
  6. Fresh Farm Chicken Feast
  7. Lily Parker Visits the Zoo
  8. The Dirty Food Incident
  9. The Legend of the Tiger Smack
  10. The Hundred Thousand Dollar Budget
  11. The Million Dollar Kangaroo
  12. The Brawling Golden Kangaroo
  13. The Winning Kangaroo's Depression
  14. The Leopard Fight Aftermath
  15. Jason Blake's Lowball Offer
  16. Dr. Michael Grant's Diagnosis
  17. The Kangaroo's Isolation Plan
  18. Emma's Risky Gamble
  19. The Cost of Responsibility
  20. The Kangaroo's Outburst
  21. The Martial Artist Kangaroo
  22. The Hundred Thousand Dollar Terms
  23. Emma's Dangerous Sparring Match
  24. The Kangaroo's New Master
  25. The First Meal for Boss
  26. Boss's No Fighting Rule
  27. The Bruce Lee Reward
  28. The Nunchuck Viral Video
  29. The Zoo's Money Machine
  30. The Veterinary Theory Clash
  31. Jason's Black Market Plan
  32. The Asian Elephant Offer
  33. The Elephant's Warning Signs
  34. The Dangerous Elephant Charge
  35. Emma's Visit To Jason
  36. The Elephant Liability Clause
  37. The Elephant Habitat Warning
  38. The Elephant's Yoga Routine
  39. Episode 39
  40. Emma's Childhood Yoga Lesson
  41. The Elephant's Yoga Origin
  42. The Metal Tool Trauma
  43. The Aggression Trigger Error
  44. The Padded Mat Test
  45. The Elephant's Warm Up
  46. The Three New Rules
  47. The Elephant Transport Plan
  48. The Kung Fu Challenge
  49. The King of Land Fighting
  50. The Signature Move Video
  51. The Siberian Tiger's Dignity
  52. The Yoga Show Dispute
  53. The Elephant's Pool Upgrade
  54. The New Management Rules
  55. The Zoo's New Policy