How to Train a Monster — The Tiger Enclosure Bath transcript

How to Train a Monster

A handler discovers a talent for turning unruly, monstrous creatures into polished performers, aiming to launch them onto the world stage. As the beasts' wild instincts clash with the demands of fame, the challenge becomes keeping the act together long enough to make it big.

How to Train a Monster — The Tiger Enclosure Bath transcript

English

Reynolds, please have someone bring the truck around. $50,000. I'll take the tiger. right. If you really know how to care for him, he's yours. You can buy him, but you can't take him out of here. If that crazy tiger attacks a visitor, who's responsible? An animal has a problem, and your first instinct isn't to find out why. It's to call

crazy? I follow the proper care standards. We spray water to cool him down, run the missiles all day and keep up with food and sanitation. That's your standard? The floor never dries and there's standing water in the corners? The South is already more humid than the North. A Siberian tiger isn't built for this

climate and you're spraying water and running missiles every day. You're basically building a mosquito nursery. He gets bitten even when he sleeps. When he all he can do is rub against the bars until the wounds get worse and you scare him with electric probs. Even if there are mosquitoes, that shouldn't make him act like this.

Why don't you move in there and try it? See how you like getting bitten from head to toe every single day. Uncle Mike, could you get me some wound cleaning supplies?

Episodes

  1. The Talking Siberian Tiger
  2. Emma and the House Cat
  3. The Tiger Enclosure Bath
  4. The Ragdoll Cat Tiger
  5. The Contract for Max
  6. Fresh Farm Chicken Feast
  7. Lily Parker Visits the Zoo
  8. The Dirty Food Incident
  9. The Legend of the Tiger Smack
  10. The Hundred Thousand Dollar Budget
  11. The Million Dollar Kangaroo
  12. The Brawling Golden Kangaroo
  13. The Winning Kangaroo's Depression
  14. The Leopard Fight Aftermath
  15. Jason Blake's Lowball Offer
  16. Dr. Michael Grant's Diagnosis
  17. The Kangaroo's Isolation Plan
  18. Emma's Risky Gamble
  19. The Cost of Responsibility
  20. The Kangaroo's Outburst
  21. The Martial Artist Kangaroo
  22. The Hundred Thousand Dollar Terms
  23. Emma's Dangerous Sparring Match
  24. The Kangaroo's New Master
  25. The First Meal for Boss
  26. Boss's No Fighting Rule
  27. The Bruce Lee Reward
  28. The Nunchuck Viral Video
  29. The Zoo's Money Machine
  30. The Veterinary Theory Clash
  31. Jason's Black Market Plan
  32. The Asian Elephant Offer
  33. The Elephant's Warning Signs
  34. The Dangerous Elephant Charge
  35. Emma's Visit To Jason
  36. The Elephant Liability Clause
  37. The Elephant Habitat Warning
  38. The Elephant's Yoga Routine
  39. Episode 39
  40. Emma's Childhood Yoga Lesson
  41. The Elephant's Yoga Origin
  42. The Metal Tool Trauma
  43. The Aggression Trigger Error
  44. The Padded Mat Test
  45. The Elephant's Warm Up
  46. The Three New Rules
  47. The Elephant Transport Plan
  48. The Kung Fu Challenge
  49. The King of Land Fighting
  50. The Signature Move Video
  51. The Siberian Tiger's Dignity
  52. The Yoga Show Dispute
  53. The Elephant's Pool Upgrade
  54. The New Management Rules
  55. The Zoo's New Policy