After being humiliated by a cheating ex who mocked her, a woman returns with three gorgeous boyfriends on her arm to turn the tables. As her ex scrambles to make sense of her dazzling new life, she must navigate the attention of multiple suitors while deciding what—and who—she truly wants.
This used to be a soft D cup. Why is it hard as a brick now? Boo-hoo. Face it, Goldilocks. With that build, you don't even need a costume to look like a comic book strongman. Shut up, you violent freak. PM. Our apartment had a one-year-old iron rule. Every Friday night was sacred, untouchable girls night. I ended up squeezed dead center between three guys in nightgowns. The most
absurd part was that all four of our faces wore the exact same pink strawberry hydrating sheet mask. On television, the female lead in the cheesy drama was crying confronting her boyfriend. Chloe half talking about the show, half about Ethan. Damn, what kind of trash is this guy? If it were me, I'd both his legs and toss him in the moat. From a game theory
the guy's sunk cost is basically zero and his moral restraint has fully collapsed. If it were For me, I'd bury a logic bomb in his credit report and background check so he can't even land a $10 an hour dishwashing job for the rest of his life. We should mass text the whole school his ugly photos, and Ethan too. Vivi, you don't even know how cheap he was behind your back.
Last semester when we got fast food, he snuck your coupon to buy Nora a sundae. So gross. Okay, okay. Not worth getting mad over trash like that. To our insane Friday!
A week went by and we still hadn't found a way to turn them back into women. But because of the stir they'd caused on campus, an invitation from the Kappa Theta fraternity showed up in all three of their hands.