Plotbreakers — The King Augustus Mistake transcript

Plotbreakers

Two best friends find themselves pitted against the story's villains, and they decide to take them on together rather than play by the rules. Their partnership is the only thing standing between them and the forces scheming against them.

Plotbreakers — The King Augustus Mistake transcript

English

My god. We could buy hundreds of Ripstrippers? Correct! 500 million U.S. dollars. Cashier's check. Available on demand. You should have led with five hundred million. So we just have to torment the villains? Hand me my KPI, I'll break those two men until they question their entire existence.

Let's go! We need a plan to deal with those two men! Bitch! How dare you commit adultery behind my back! Tara! You are the queen, yet you dare commit adultery and disgrace the crown. Today I will personally run my sword through your throat.

Fiona, the villain just delivered himself to us. For 500 million, get him! You treasonous sinner! You're both insane! I'm the king!

Guards! Where are the guard- That's for being the villain! Cough up my 500 million! I'll beat you to death! Stop! Stop hitting me! Help!

Stop! Stop right now! You have the wrong man! This is King Augustus, the original story's male lead! If you kill him, the story will collapse and both of you will disappear

Episodes

  1. The BloodCrowned Donation
  2. The Queen's Affair
  3. The Aria Threat
  4. The Jackpot Quest
  5. The Salvation System Mission
  6. The Five Hundred Million Mission
  7. The King Augustus Mistake
  8. The Lord Regent's Arrival
  9. The Incest Frame Trap
  10. The War God and Viper
  11. Tara's Three Bedfellows
  12. Jude's Threat to Fiona
  13. Tara's Spy Mission
  14. The Seduction Mission
  15. The War God's Memory
  16. Tara's Boy Toy Confession
  17. The War God's Satisfaction
  18. The Queen Dowager's Rumors
  19. Jude's Deadly Assassination Offer
  20. The Fifty Million Dollar Mission
  21. Episode 21
  22. The Poison Dagger Attack
  23. Tara and the Queen's Bed
  24. The Bed of Mortal Enemies
  25. The King's Obsession
  26. The King's Hand Hold
  27. The King's Half-Hearted Kiss
  28. The Midnight Bed Intrusion
  29. The King's Deadly Lie
  30. The Laundress's Accusation
  31. The Soul Replacement Rumor
  32. The Three Day Ultimatum
  33. The Dagger and the Trap
  34. The Queen Dowager's Collapse
  35. Episode 35
  36. Sebastian's Night Scandal
  37. The Command Token Demand
  38. Episode 38
  39. The Spy Master's Plaything
  40. The Lord Regent's Fear
  41. The Eunuch in Fiona's Room
  42. The Lord Regent's Bed
  43. The Poisoned Grain Plan
  44. The High Minister Contest
  45. Lord Leroy's Forced Donation
  46. The Poisoned Relief Grain
  47. The Assassins in the Crowd
  48. The Dungeon Prisoner's Tale
  49. Episode 49
  50. The Breach of the Iron Gate
  51. Sebastian's Deadly Ambush
  52. The Lovers' Final Vow
  53. The King's Shopping Spree