Family Affair — Damon's Birthday Jokes transcript

Family Affair

After discovering her boyfriend's betrayal, a woman turns the tables by marrying his wealthy and powerful uncle. What begins as a calculated act of revenge soon entangles her in family power struggles and a dangerous new romance as she works to bring down the man who wronged her.

Family Affair — Damon's Birthday Jokes transcript

English

Well, that's awesome news. You know, when you first left, my uncle here took it pretty hard for a while. Today is the perfect excuse to have a drink together. A proper ex should act like they're dead and buried. Am I right?

Excuse me, I need to use the restroom. Damn, Damon. She clearly came back all the way for you. You really have zero feelings left? Back then, you used to get dead drunk every single night because of her. can really just let her go like that cut the crap it wasn't about her i just hated losing face after

getting dumped right sure stop playing catpid i've already moved on i have a new girl oh yeah who who's the one capable of taming you your wife classic damon still love making jokes like that don't worry babe i've got you look damon it's my birthday do me a favor go out there and smooth things over with lily

Don't mind him, honey. Uncle Damon's had a few too many. He's just talking out of his ass. It's fine.

As long as you don't misunderstand. Come on, he only shows up for family dinners once in a blue moon. You two barely even speak to each other. How could I misunderstand?

I'll go check on them. You guys keep drinking. I don't have the guts to cheat, do I? And more importantly, he thinks a man like Damon

would never look at a submissive trophy wife like me. Do you love me or not?

Episodes

  1. Damon's Revenge Plan
  2. A Dealer's Choice
  3. The Private Investigator
  4. The Champagne Dress
  5. Uncle Damon Arrives
  6. Lilith's Familiar Voice
  7. Maren Sommer's Introduction
  8. Damon's Birthday Jokes
  9. The Divorce Evidence
  10. A Dinner in London
  11. The Affair Ground Rules
  12. A Security Deposit
  13. The Four Million Payment
  14. The Espresso Machine Delivery
  15. The Gold Digger's Plan
  16. Damon's Dinner Proposal
  17. The Hollow Group Patent
  18. The Hollow Family History
  19. The Trophy Wife Facade
  20. Damon's Security Camera
  21. A Match Made In Hell
  22. The Bedroom Toy Surprise
  23. The Northwind Camp Plan
  24. The Car Camera Mission
  25. Esma's Law Firm Arrival
  26. The Sunroof Camera Plan
  27. The Neglected Heir
  28. A Debt Of Conscience
  29. The Hollow Escape Plan
  30. The Messy Car Detail
  31. Riven's Three Million Endgame
  32. Esme's Backbreaking Labor
  33. The Backseat HD Footage
  34. Maren's Blocked Message
  35. The Ex-Boyfriend Attorney
  36. The Divorce Attorney Claim
  37. The Returned Watch
  38. The Gala Outfit Delivery
  39. The High School Reunion
  40. Uncle Damon's Side Project
  41. The Bugged Celebration
  42. The Divorce Rate Negotiation
  43. The Heartless Deal
  44. The Midnight Order
  45. The Divorce Bomb Delivery
  46. The Divorce Agreement
  47. The ICU Emergency
  48. The European Visa Plan
  49. The Climbing Gym Challenge
  50. The Dangerous Climbing Fall
  51. The Midnight Burger Craving
  52. Lilith's Unannounced Visit
  53. The Guest Room Distance
  54. Cyril The Divorce Lawyer
  55. The Three Day Ultimatum
  56. The Maren Investigation
  57. Maren's Spain Plan
  58. The Hollow Group Dinner
  59. Reuven's Twisted Deal
  60. The Fox's Definitive Decision
  61. Damon's Dating History
  62. A Nightmare of Death
  63. The Hollow Estate Visit
  64. The Playboy's Training
  65. The Midnight Call to Damon
  66. Damon's New Girl
  67. The Office Late Night
  68. The Fried Chicken Incident
  69. The Feeding Confrontation
  70. The Fake Marriage Pawn
  71. Riven's Corporate Transfer
  72. Marin's Birthday Departure
  73. The Spanish Manuscript Gift