The Better Twin — The Pizza on Main Street

After the movie, Ethan walked me home. Claire, do you remember when we were kids and the three of us tried to climb a tree to get a bird's My brother chickened out halfway up. You were the one who helped me climb the tree.

I remember. We never even got the nest. You fell right on your butt and ripped a hole in your pants. Then your mom came after you when we got home. Yeah.

Even back then, I thought you were way braver than my brother. Why did we spend five years loving them? Only to end up alone in the cold on Christmas Eve

while they get to announce their relationship like they just won an award? Claire, are we idiots? Yeah, complete idiots.

still at least at least what at least I am NOT the only idiot so if you are hurting do not keep it to yourself come find me we're both a mess anyway neither of us gets to judge the other Happy Christmas, Claire! Happy Christmas, Ethan!

This Christmas was anything but happy, yet I met those words with surprising sincerity. Claire, Adrian and I are together now. Are you mad at me?