Paws Off My Heart — Eric's Cruel Anniversary Gift

Eric, I got you something too. Vivian, happy anniversary. Thank you, babe. Eric, what the hell are you doing? Seriously, Mia, you can't tell? isn't today supposed to be our anniversary anniversary oh that's

adorable Eric your little maid actually thought she was your girlfriend me are you seriously that delusional what what did you just say I smiled because you were useful you did my homework ran my errands jumped like a little puppy whenever I said so and you actually thought I'd

date some plain broke scholarship girl like you I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you no give it back please you seriously thought eric would wear this cheap little thing get real mia you dig stray cats and dogs out of dumpsters no one's taking you to senior forminal go home to those mangry rebets you keep rescuing they're the only dates you'll ever get