Bought by Midnight (BL) — The Funeral Predator

Get your hands off my husband. What? your husband stay out of this pretty boy men like me don't give second one wow that's intimidating too bad i'm not some big shot i'm worse i'm the kind of man who has nothing to anyone who touches the person i love and i'll bury you then everyone you love their parents

Their parents, their lovers, their friends, even that ugly dog of yours. All talk. His aunt said he was untouched. Never even been kissed. What? That's not true! Baby, he doesn't believe us. What should we do?

How would I know? Who the hell are you? Doesn't matter. Just play along until he leaves. There it is. I miss that sound, baby. Babe, we have company.

Sorry. You just make me lose control. Want me to keep proving it? Oh, and by the way, there's a pack of hungry paparazzi out there. How about a headline like Billionaire Widower Caught Praying on Young Man at Wife's Funeral? Or maybe Grieving Billionaire Exposed as Funeral Predator?

That's pretty juicy, don't you think? You've got nerve, kid. But watch your step. Neck's a fragile thing.