Love, Ten Years Early — The Little Star Command

Hi, is this Noah Reed? I'm calling from the front desk at Vail Tower. There's a little boy here asking for you. He says you're his Wow. Corporate prank calls are getting weirdly specific. I'm 24, a broke intern, and single. I've never even slept with an alpha. How am I supposed to have a five-year-old Do you people have nothing better to do? Calling someone before sunrise should be illegal.

And whoever put a kid up to this should be ashamed. Hey buddy, lying to strangers isn't okay. Papa, it's Milo. Your phone number is 917-555-0146 and your employee ID is VT-0427.

Great. So much for data privacy. I know one of your secrets too okay let's hear it the private command for your little star system is little star turn on grandma's porch light that

command isn't in any public build no one knows it but me fine if someone dragged a kid into this prank I'm coming down there let's see who thinks this is funny Whoa, whoa. Don't call me that. Papa, you came to take me home.