The Heartbreak Hat Trick — The Pizza Delivery Excuse

Why are you carrying me? You hurt your ankle, right? I don't think that she's watching anymore here. Here.

Oh, your seatbelt. Have we met before? I delivered pizza to your party yesterday. I'm not that forgetful.

I meant before that. No. We've never met before. What are you doing? Saving your number. That pizza place you work for was incredible. Figured I'd just text you directly next

That sounds like a pretty lame excuse to get my number. What if it is? No, Hazel. Don't do this. Don't let him get under your skin again. Thanks for the ride.

Why does this girl remind me so much of Hazel? Get your slutty ass over here and move every box in storage! You like throwing yourself at my fiancé? Here's your reward! Enjoy! Fiancé? You mean Alexander? You two are... engaged?