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The Heartbreak Hat Trick — The Wine Throwing Encounter

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still the same entitled bitch you haven't changed at all celeste clark who the fuck are you and how How the hell do you know my name? Don't you touch me! Enough.

Alexander? I'm not that chubby girl from seven years ago anymore. There's no way he'll recognize me. Why does she look so familiar?

Alexander! That crazy bitch just threw wine on me! Yeah, I saw everything. You totally deserved it. Hey, I'm really sorry about all of this. Thank God he didn't recognize me.

I'll take the money. But I don't need an apology from a jerk like you. Daddy! Daddy, I finally found you! Weird. Why do I feel like I know this kid?

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