Famous for Losing Her — Leslie's Breakup with Eli

So long as I can win her heart, today will be the happiest day of my life. Les, it isn't too late to stop. We'll wait for you outside, bro. I have to leave him.

Leslie, we- He's right outside the door. Honey, you are the real man Unlike Elijah, that loser

The only thing he'll get after graduation Is his lifetime of student loan Being with that broke man Is doing myself great disservice

Eli, leave here, please Enough, he's already left Sorry Sorry. Don't worry, Eli.

Go wait in the car. There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere. The team is having a celebratory dinner. Everyone is waiting for us. Cut it out. You saw Michael and I earlier, Elijah, didn't you? Let's break up.