Born to Roar — The President's Kitten Surprise

She's the last surrogate we have. And if she fails too... I'm sorry, Mr. President. I'll find you the right woman. I promise. Five years. I've been by his side for five years. I'm not letting some bitch get pregnant with his baby just to claw her way to the

Push! One last time! Babies, Mommy's crown, retirement fund, and freedom from waiting tables are all riding on I did it. Congratulations, Mr. President. Miss Harlow just had your baby.

Wonderful. Take me to see my baby. My first lady title? I'm screwed! I carried them for ten months and gave birth to kittens?

How? The president was the sperm donor! Did I seriously give birth to you? Those things are monsters!