The Rats Know Everything — Episode 1

A hot-tempered woman next door died horribly. Blood was everywhere, like free Quit talking! Pack up the Doritos in this broke girl's cabinet! That axe-wielding psycho is still roaming the hall! Run! The broke girl is awake! She can't even afford discounted ground meat!

She might get hungry and eat us! Wait! Don't run! You can hear us? Fitch, she can-

Shut up, Bobby! Even two rats can call me broke. Damn student loans. You said someone died next door?

And the killer is outside my door? How is that possible? Humans can't understand us. Is she some mutant freak?

Stop. Shut up. We'll deal with the freak thing later. Tell me, is it true? Oh no! The bad guy is here!

Rats.