Don't Call Me Professor — Episode 2

Silence. Laughter won't raise your final GBA. Sit down. See me in my office after class. Yes, Professor. Atlas, our new professor is exactly what my roommate said. A total cold-blooded jerk.

Is that a sound from the podium? Sorry forgot to me out. Let's continue. He still hasn't texted back yet Come in Professor Vance, I'm sorry. I was distracted in class today. I promise it won't happen

Miller I reviewed your final paper you read it. I did. Did you write that paper in your dreams, too? Muddled logic, baseless sentimentality. Consult philosophers on academic standards in your next Am I crazy? How could Professor Vance be Atlas? Miller, zoning out again?

No, Professor Vance! If you submit this garbage again, I will fail you. Understood? Understood, Professor Vance. Get out.