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Don't Call Me Professor — Episode 1

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we've been dating online for a year but I've never even seen his face but his body is cheat code Oliver what are you staring at so intensely nothing why did you scare me like that Ryan you better wake up heard the new philosophy professors extremely what's wrong heard he's an absolute perfectionist a look that could freeze you dead less than two students got

I got an A last semester. We're doomed. God, Oliver, why is your face so red? Do you have a fever? It's just the AC is too high in here. Hello everyone. I am your new philosophy professor, Amir Vance.

Why is his watch exactly the same as Atlas's? Before we begin, roll call. Oliver Miller. Oliver, he's calling you. Look up.

Professor Vance. Mr. Miller, if you must daydream in my class, wait until we cover existentialism. It's Oliver again, always spacing out. What a weirdo. Look how red his face is. Hilarious.

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