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Dead Girl, New Rules — Episode 1

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Thanks to this suffering, Claire, Claire, it's your turn. Ryan, Laura, Ashley. I, I was reborn. I'm back on the day of the seventh Thanksgiving drop.

They're about to dump the seventh year of mom's care on me all over again. Claire, why are you spacing out? Go ahead and draw so we can enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in peace. before he died dad made the three of us sign a family caregiving agreement every thanksgiving

we draw lots to decide who moves into the old house and takes care of mom for the next year whoever draws the dead lot has to take care of mom for the next year and cover all the extra expenses in my previous life i drew the dead lot seven years in a row to care for my bad tempered i had to quit my high-paying job and move into this old house i turned her over bathed her and

and emptied her bedpick. Daniel couldn't stand that I was never home, or the constant smell in the house. In the end, he took Lily and divorced me.

Before the seventh year was even over, my body finally gave out. I suffered a heart attack and died beside my mother's bed. Only when I was dying did I realize

those seven years had all been one carefully planned scam. Mom coated the dead lot with a special layer of beeswax. One touch, and you know which one it is. Thanks to this sucker,

we got a free caregiver for seven years.

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