25 Years, Payment Due — Episode 5

First, starting tomorrow, we split all household expenses 50-50. Second, we each cover our own personal spending. Agreed. Just don't end up waiting tables. I won't have you embarrassing the Thompson family.

Any money spent on our own parents or siblings counts as a personal expense. No shared funds? Neither of us can ask the other to cover it. Third, and most importantly, break any of these rules and we divorce. Whoever breaks the agreement walks away with nothing.

Fine! You said it. I agree to every word. You'd better not regret it! I posted the video on social media. Now everyone's a witness.

No backing out. Linda, you've gone too far. Weren't you the one claiming you were teaching me to stand on my own? Backing out already?

Of course not! Richard, for you, and here's to a brand new life. Your family.