Too Rich to Lose — Episode 2

It's a boy. Congratulations. Jessica gave me a son. I'm a dad. Hey, little guy, let's go find Mommy. Jessica, thank you, baby.

You've made me a father. He'll never find out Baby is gay. Baby, when can we tell Archer the truth? I'm going nut living with him, taking his last name, playing his wife every day.

The company's still that moron's premarital asset. We have to wait till our son grows up. Then we coax him into handing it over. Of course he will.

He's probably counting down the days till our son comes of age so he can hand him the That pathetic loser has zero ambition. All he cares about is playing house with his big happy family. Be careful, little devil.

The way he's obsessed with that big happy family crap makes me nervous. What if he makes you pop out more kids to compete with our precious little Tyler for the company? Oh, please. One look at that dull, dead face and I want to puke.

I can barely stand him touching me, let alone getting pregnant by him. I know it sucks, babe, but you've got to play the dutiful wife or he'll catch on. Just make sure he doesn't knock you up. Don't worry, my love.

Even if I have to put up with that disgusting troll, I'll just take one of these and flush his pathetic little spheems down the toilet.