Gold Digger — Episode 1

Grandpa, I miss you so much. Get out of my way. No point putting on the dutiful grandson act anymore. Let's split the inheritance.

Today. Uncle Fred? Grandpa's funeral isn't even over yet. Oh, look at him putting on a show.

Everyone knows you're scared you'll get nothing once we split. You think waiting on that old fossil for a few years entitles you to a bigger share? Yeah. Quit playing the good grandson.

Who knows how you actually treated him when he was alive. All of you, shut it! I say how this estate gets divided. Everything this family owns, the house goes to Fred, the farm goes to Fred, the $80,000 in savings also goes to

As for you, you get that dried up well out back. That well? It's been dry for years. It's useless. Don't want it? Good! Go cry about it somewhere else!