Crushing on the Wrong Guy — Episode 2

Dude, Chloe's got all the guy's attention, but she only wants you. You two are so meant for each other. Nice take, but where's the fun if she's already hating on me? Your new limited Jordans are fire.

That steal and layup, those kicks gave you ten points easy. Of course, I actually had these shoes custom-made entirely for this purpose. You'd have to have rather... No doubt that freak Maya got you those.

Your neighbor has zero taste. Pathetic. A bad penny that keeps turning up. What?

Are you cleaning up the cheap trash that weirdo gave you? For those who lack self-awareness, I always have to draw a clear line, don't I? After all, I prefer girls with taste. You got a brain in there?