The Good Boy Fallacy — Episode 4

oh my god you look just like that jerk jacks does she know it's me hey there little guy don't be scared you just remind me of this jerk from school but honestly you're way better looking than he is i'm a pro at this i volunteer at the local animal shelter

you're in good hands oh look at this a z-shaped birthmark i'm gonna call you zeus and you're staying with me okay no way her curse is the reason i'm even stuck like this don't worry i'm fine

cordelia why are you still awake where did that thing come from it bit you get that filthy mutt out of my house now Miss one single day. You'll be trapped as a dog forever. I said get out