The Good Boy Fallacy — Episode 1

God, she's so hot. No, control yourself. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't be a damn dog. Since middle school, I've wanted a hot boyfriend. Someone like Jax. Could tonight be my Hi Well, well

Look who it is You don't belong here, nerd Sorry, I didn't mean to Sorry

God, you reek There, a little shower to wake you up here dry off you poor little drowned rat oh jacks you're so kind why even bother with her