Bought, Not Born — Episode 1

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to witness a man defy fate and turn his life around. Banker wins. Jack Carter. Credit zero. Room canceled. Complimentary drinks revoked. From this moment on, you are not a guest. You are casino trash.

Trash is divided into recyclable and non-recyclable. I clearly still have use value. Your only value is reminding everyone not to become you. Oh my God, he can't even afford a tip, can he?

if this carpet had half the definition of miams you could raise the room rates good news the wind is very free tonight bad news so am i hand over the bag hey that bag looks more expensive than my entire existence show some Ma'am, your bag.

By the way, your taste in hotels is excellent. Your taste in neighborhoods, very exciting. What do you want? A hot shower, steak, clean pants.

And if you happen to have a spare million, I can help relieve you of that burden. Ma'am, this type of individual is usually classified as an insurance risk. I've seen plenty of men lie in suits. He's the first one to tell the truth in his underwear.

So I passed the interview? Probationary period. period. Rule number one, no gambling. The benefits are great. The terms are brutal.