Rough Around the Edges — Episode 1

Who runs over on the first day? Doesn't she know we have places to be? All right, everyone. Have a great weekend.

See you Tuesday. Finally. I hope she doesn't make keeping us over a regular thing. Me too.

I still have to grab my stuff before my ice time at 1230. Oh, no. God forbid she's late to her ice time. Theo, this is why you were bottom of the roommate pyramid again. I am the heart and soul of our house. I make our hot mess a hot home.

Do we have plans for tomorrow? Hockey house is having a party. Spring semester kickoff. Plus, they're celebrating their undefeated season. When pigs fly.

They're all so cute. Do you want me to die alone, never crushed by the thick thighs of a hot hockey They may be hot, but they're public enemy number one. We need standards. I don't get it. They smell.

They're loud. They ruin the ice. Excuse me. Move.