Accidental Vows — Episode 5

must be compensated at full value you wrote marriage phone contracts are enforceable is complicated you must be fun at parties i avoid parties that is part of why you are here term 12 months upon divorce party b receives either a hudson river luxury apartment or equivalent cash compensation party b is me yes i have never loved the letter b more do not fall in love with

the contract too late the contract has an apartment do we need a real marriage Do you think the law has a costume department? I mean, you are rich. I thought maybe rich people had options. Not legal ones.

Fine. Real license, real divorce after one year, fake feelings. Correct. You know, this is my second marriage. It seems unfair to you. Now that you mention it, maybe I should reduce the allowance.

No, actually, divorced people are experienced. I bring value. Experience in failure? Experience in paperwork, family dinners, and knowing when a man is lying. Useful.

Exactly. Premium wife service. He did not laugh, but his shoulder moved. I counted it as a win. Julian's lawyer came to my apartment before I could even take off my shoes. He confirmed everything. Julian Shaw, founder of Shaw Tech, 29 years old, AI company, $5 billion valuation.

He also said if I had questions about the agreement, his team could explain every