Suzy From Saturn — Episode01_part02_sm

Miss Susie Moonkiss, report to the Intergalactic Etiquette Department We have a situation. Bang, bang, Susie reporting, your resident alien etiquette goddess. It's been a bit over two months on Saturn Station,

and I'm still getting used to these endless corridors and malfunctioning personalities. Today, the ambassador of the Zoozilla arrived. Seven tentacles, an impeccable taste in diplomacy. For the quarantine greeting, they sent that canned cucumber.

I explained everything so clearly. First, a bow, and then only one finger. They say robots have high IQ. Two fingers are considered a war declaration.

Well, today that case is officially closed. Predictable? Hmm, completely. In any case, flirting is diplomacy, my loves. One wrong gesture and poof!

You're signing papers for a wedding with aliens. Miss Vanessa, you have your delivery from the Jupiter station. Good afternoon, Miss. Thank you for choosing Adore Corporation, where love is engineered.

Hello there.