Suzy From Saturn — Episode01_part01_sm

Once upon a time, on Jupiter, a young woman fell in love with an alien. He was charming, three hearts, four eyes, and one tiny trunk between two paws. Oh my goodness, these are beautiful! I can't believe you brought me flowers! For me, I am the happiest woman on Jupiter.

Everything was perfect until he said... My sweetheart, we are so close. It's time for me to eat you. He meant to taste her, literally. He even offered to start with a soup from her ribs to get the flavor.

Oh, darling, he returned to his hive, and since then, I always ask about food on the first date. Love stories like that happen all the time across the galaxy. One more vodka for me.

That's why I always say, in etiquette, as in love, make sure you're not on the menu. you.