Fourth Quarter Feelings — Episode 5

you're blocking my pizza coach why did i just see a monkey in my dorm you're a sophomore don't you know to knock entering besides the guy in your dorm isn't a monkey monkeys can't play quarterback coach don't tell me he transferred to our school what's with that look last semester you guys were crying

and begging me to find you a decent quarterback. Now he's here, and he's the best. What more do you want? He's the enemy I'm supposed to beat.

Italy declared war on Germany in 1916, too, Your Highness. The board of trustees sold their pants to snatch him up, counting on you guys to bring a championship back to the school. You're a professional player.

Can you stop acting like a little kid? I know you guys had beef and got into a fight last game. But think about it. Why did he agree to come here without a single complaint?

Why? Because he's mature He knows He doesn't play football just to hold a grudge