Roommates With Benefits — Episode 1

room 302 single room finally my own space two beds no no this is supposed to be a just a towel he's wearing okay don't look do not look oh oh my sorry wrong room definitely wrong room you're in the wrong room Room 302. I checked three times. This is me.

A system error. Probably. You don't have to look. It's fine. I wasn't looking. I was looking at the wall. Nice wall. The wall's behind you.

I'm calling housing. This is a mistake. Has to be. Full? What do you mean, full until next semester? So?

Staying? Looks like it, just temporarily. Left fit's yours. Bathroom's mine at six. You work around it. And don't touch anything on my desk.

He's like a walking cold friend. Great. My roommate's a glacier. Pine. He smells like pine. Why do I know that already?