The Family We Found — Episode 8

living off scraps raised by a single dad who's also, let's just say it, gay? You call that the better option? You've crossed the line! I'm just stating facts.

Leo's mother died in childbirth. His nanny couldn't do her one job right. I chewed her out a little and while I was away she snatched him and dumped him. It took me this long to track him down.

Back with the Sturleys, he'll get nothing but the best. So that's the story. Leo never got a mother, and I guess I'm just never getting a kid of my own. Which makes you the family's savior. On behalf of the Sterlings and Leo's mother, thank you.

Actually, you could still be Leo's mother, you know. Too bad. You're not exactly wife material. Mr. Sterling, that is out of line! Relax. Just kidding. About the joke part, anyway.

The rest was real. Rod, show Jesse to his room. Sir! The young master just won't stop crying! We can't figure out why! Shh! It's okay, Leo. Daddy's here now. Wait, why are his clothes soaked? He's burning up! He's got a fever! This is how you people watch a kid?

Mr. Sterling, this is your idea of nothing but the best? Oh no, oh no, he's yelling this loud. Mr. Sterling's going to blow a fidget. Rod, car, now. We're going to the hospital.