Face-Off — Episode 8

You're... gay? Shut up! Wait. Wait, please. Holy shit. I'm getting hard. Not now.

Fucking not the time. Unbelievable! Was that a kiss? Did we just see a kiss? Simon, was that a case of workplace arrestment? Ivanov, you're from a country where being gay is practically a crime.

How do you explain what just happened? We caught you grabbing Simon's crotch on camera. Was that an attempted sexual Let's get one thing straight. I'm the one who got kissed. If anyone's got questions, you talk to the guy who was on the receiving end.

So you're saying he was molestating you? I'm saying he's a brainless idiot who doesn't know how to skate. As for my private life? Off the ice? None of your damn business.

Are you two dating? Are you coming out as gay, Simon? Run. Now.