No Hard Feelings — Episode 2

Ethan and Tomboy sitting in a tree. Shut up! That was the day I punched Jake Mercer. fell for Ethan Cole, and learned that a metal bat is more useful than a boy.

Ten years later, Jake's dad gave me a job. Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. Oh, no. Why are we running any heartbeats?

We is a lot of people, don't you think? How old are you, and what's your name? I'm Lily Marie Peterson, and I'm five years old. Good. You got everything?

Two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Will Mommy be here? Mommy will pick you up. Now give me a kiss. People always think she's my daughter. Sometimes I think she might as well be. I got into Gravestan Place College on a sports scholarship. Baseball, basketball, soccer, hockey, lacrosse, even

football on the guys team. The only sports I skipped were volleyball and ice skating. No