Breaking Up My Parents — Episode 9

Enjoy your lunch, Caroline. I was planning to. Wow. That was surprisingly mature.

Don't get used to it. Because she is my mom. you know the glass works both ways your b-string is flat you can hear that from the everyone can hear it i'm just the only one bothered by it wait a second you're carrie

You're Alan Whitmore. You play cello. I don't recall making a public announcement. Well, since you're clearly an expert, wanna come in and save my ears? Fine. But only because it's physically painful to listen to.

This lady spent three years telling me being in a band was a waste of time. Mom, please. This is so obviously genetic.