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Enemies RoommatesMy Worst Enemy Is My Roommate

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Drizzla, what do you think you're doing? I... I was just... A lady does not touch her food with her hands. Why aren't you eating?

You're... you're holding it with your bare hands. So rude. What's wrong with you? That's literally how everyone eats a burger, Doris.

I am not eating that with my hands. I need a knife and fork. I think I need to find someone to exorcise you. I would rather go hungry than eat with my hands.

Well, I don't give a shit. I could read these words, but I don't understand what the senses are saying. Okay class, a question for you. If I put this sugar cube in this glass of water, what will Doris, what do you think?

The sugar will dissolve. Very good, Doris. And why does sugar dissolve in water? Because of magic.

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