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My Monster RoommateEpisode 8

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I'm Mencius's mom, okay? Just went to my ex's dream, not his house. How's that harassment?

No shape-shifting in court. It rained at the site. Why dock my pay then? Everyone knows

the sunny doll's just decor. The contract knew I'm a merman, yet no watery station for me. This is an age of magic

and modernization. In this all-inclusive process, witches work, and monsters pay rent.

Me? I'm Xiao Lan, a witch. Though my job is serious, when stressed,

I like to dabble in more mischievous spells. This cool to brush teeth? Let's go.

They're waiting for us. Sorry. Gray magic, so proud? I'll report you for speeding.

Right, the natives with no magic still make up half the population. I'm not a thief.

I just came for that cat. 'Cause its nose ring's cool? No, no. This is the door cat,

called a living maze. Spaces it claims, you can't leave or enter. Though the entrance

depends on the cat's mood, randomly decided. But don't you think that's amazing?

Space magic's a real pain.

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